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El Destro 5000 is a two-person studio, which is a generous way of saying we don’t have a HR department to stop us. No publisher, no roadmap committee, no slide deck explaining our “synergies” — just one of us writing the code and the other making it look like something worth your evening.
We’re not shipping anything until it’s actually good, so this site is mostly a promise and a vibe right now. If that sounds like your kind of trouble, say hi at contact@eldestro5000.com.
> GAME_SELECT
One game on the floor so far. It is a very round one.
A cozy cat merge puzzle. Drop round, extremely fluffy cats into the jar, watch two of a kind squish into something bigger, and spend what you earn furnishing a cat café. No timers, no pressure.
Enter> HIGH_SCORES
2
Crew members
100%
Independent
5000
Power level
> CHARACTER_SELECT
Two humans building El Destro 5000 from the title screen up.
Engineering and design — the systems that make it move.
Art and worlds — the look, the feel, the atmosphere.
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Drop your address and we’ll send one transmission when the grid lights up. No noise, no filler — ever.
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